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Tonight i'm gonna show my soft love spot	Honey, your date looks like a cheap Sean Kelly	man i wish my date was not on her period	this dress will just end up covered in my own blood
"Your dad should know they call me "Captain Anal" in drama class"	daddy, what do you mean i'm gonna fuck the dud?	I can't believe Joey hooked me up with this fat chick I only asked her because no one wanted to go with me	Which one of you little freshamn sluts wants anal first?
"Honey is the boy in the middle alive or on acid?" I wanna meet the guy in the middle just to make sure he's a real person	you really think i should do an upskirt shot?	you have no idea how much its gonna hurt tonight	"Boys and girl sleep over? I wonder if will play spin the bottle?" "Don't worry sir, i've never been past first base"
"oh wow, everything on this menu looks so good! i can't wait to throw it up in the bathroom after dessert!"	i can't wait to see yoshis slug me so sowwee	being socially awkward is so unbearable! almost as much as your face, slut	i hope the popular kids don't run into me
oh no, people! dont look at me, im hideous!!!	God we're such losers	i need a real life emoticon to display my happiness!	Where is my slave!?
	The only dessert I need is your cherry	this flower symbolizes the love that was splattered over my underage face