entre Preneur: God orders you to consume
pharkle: i must obey!
entre Preneur: on the 9th day, God created Mass Consumption, so America could thrive for 50 years before being toppled by backwards Muslims with oil
pharkle: do not question america!
pharkle: america is always right!
pharkle: because america always has "good intentions"!
entre Preneur: Slam Dunk for America, Mission Accomplished
entre Preneur: Thumbs Up For All You Middle Class Americans
pharkle: if you are against unchecked consumerism and resource gorging then you are anti-american!
entre Preneur: If you stab a baby iraqi with a bayonet, does oil come spurting out?
pharkle: on the 8th day, god created war, to give us something to watch on tv!
pharkle: because we did not have cool enough video games!
entre Preneur : is something actually at stake?
entre Preneur: or does Jesus want me to be in my boxers jerking off to Fox news commentary?
pharkle: OUR FREEDOM IS ALWAYS AT STAKE
pharkle: OSAMA BIN LADEN WANTS TO TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOM
pharkle: AND MAKE US HIS SLAVES FOR EVER
entre Preneur: we are surrounded by enemies
entre Preneur: enemies of our freedom
pharkle: OSAMA BIN LADEN HATES FREEDOM
pharkle: THE DIXIE CHICKS HATE FREEDOM
entre Preneur: How many american flags should I buy to show that I am full of freedom?
pharkle: MICHAEL MOORE HATES FREEDOM

pharkle they will convert to christianity
pharkle: so that god will bless them with bountiful consumer products!
pharkle: dvd players and tv's!
pharkle: to watch new REALITY programming
pharkle: tv-god will give them new reality!
entre Preneur: IS YOUR HOUSE A HUMAN DEATH TRAP?!?!?!?!
entre Preneur: PLUS, AMERICA CHOOSES THE NEW AMERICAN SUPER SURVIROR IDOL
entre Preneur: LOGIN USING YOUR 50 THOUSAND PORTABLE DEVICES TO VOICE YOUR ALL UNIMPORTANT OPINION!!!
entre Preneur: I love this new world. gas is 3 cents cheaper and everyone has a warm freedom feeling, life was hardly bearable before
pharkle: somehow, america will survive
pharkle: it will be tough
pharkle: but america will persevere
pharkle : and kick our enemies asses! while masturbating to britney spears at the same time!
entre Preneur: Dick Cheney wont let anything bad happen to me, will he?
pharkle: he is fighting on the front lines
pharkle: that's why you don't ever see him on tv
entre Preneur: He is handing out AOL Platinum 900 to poor iraqis as we speak
entre Preneur: fighting the good fight