1. Enough talking...
2. A New View on Hell
3. The Thomas Jefferson Kids Fun Fact-o-Rama with Ebonics Translation
4. I don't understand
5. A list of sites I flagrantly rip-off and a poorly done chat prank
6. A Buoyant Reminder
7. 10 Things That Disappoint Me About the 'DC Area Sniper'
8. "Doug" Shows You'll Never See
9. 10 Bands You Might Like That Actually Suck
10. X-(
11. An Illustrated Diagram of Your Shallow, Meaningless, Accidental Life
12. A Sad State of Humanity
13. Fitter, Happier
14. Welcome to the 2002 GOP Election Campaign!!!
15. Oh God
16. The Wonders of Internet Porn Chat
17. Dear God, I am a Democrat SuperHouse!!!
18. A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words
19. Instant Messages
20. Question
21. a victim of his ugly nazi experiments.
22. how disappointing
23. a list of things from a despondent college kid
24. out of my grill
25. a little confused
26. In the absence of...
27. How You Know I am Cool as Hell
28. A Haiku I Actually Wrote
29. Happy Valentines Day!
30. Tireless
31. remind me
32. a good conversation
33. -------
34. tv imitates [tv] life
35. it takes the right things to make it come out
36. as long as its ending
37. An American Hero
38. Allegory of the Cave
39. quite a shame
40. best poem ever plus illustration
41. opinions
42. my personal ad
43. crotch grenade and robots and a late non-existent april fools
44. crude and crass
45. why I'll never have a wife
46. now your under control
47. 2pacucation
48. summertime love
49. and the answer gets harder
50. religion
51. reliant on the easy way out
52. ART 4 DA MASSES
53. destiny
54. out under the big bright yellow sun
55. lament for valentines day
56. a loose world
57. welcome to america
58. bourgeois daydreams
59. slightly apolitical, atypical
60. sqwack sqwack quack quack
61. Dogma Robot v2005
62. A Message From Our Founders
63. Dejected Nonsense