| Filling in an hour of life void of slam jamming or drop kicks |
10%
|
| Unsure of own worthless views; must believe in others. |
5%
|
| Provides beautiful background noise while being molest by a priest |
5%
|
| "No Spin Zone" provides different spin on everyone's elses spin by using Bill O'Reilly's spin |
5%
|
| Desire an independent news source that will only show things from the "right" point of view |
20%
|
| Confuse Ruport Murdoch with God, must follow his will |
5%
|
| Need someone to share irrational views with |
15%
|
| Vicariously hating black people through O'Reillys attacks on Jesse Jackson |
10%
|
| Helping O'Reilly live American dream, "If you're a shmuch, you can do anything" |
5%
|
| Millions of American people are stupid, need back up form of representation if George Bush falls into a well |
10%
|
| Only man who follows the people's anthem of "less rationalism, more facism" |
5%
|
| Realized being a hypcocrite is only fun with others |
5%
|
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