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Ugly Raver Project
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Sexy & Disgraceful
For years, raves have been known as havens of glowstickin', drugs, and people dressed up like angels and other various non-existant Christian oriented figures (I went to a rave crucified once). But now, raves have been attached with the most damaging stigma yet: having the ugliest girls in the world. There is no knowing what this reptutation will do to the rave scene, but I hope, that by exposing what is going on, we shall find a solution. Every week, I will put up a picture from a rave of ugly people in hopes of discouraging them from ever leaving there house again.

Week 2

This "thing" is attending her first rave party. After being introduced to the worlds best 50 dollar pill of "x-t-c", she decides to light up the dance floor with her beautiful visage and novelty glowsticks. Soon, she is in a world of trance and the tunes of local DJ XTC 504 have filled her soul and her oversized UFO pantalons. Now she will blow away the crowd with her stunning looks and her professional "raving" skills. Actually, I pray this girl finds a gigantic black cube to crawl into to hide the world from her ever growing ugliness. And hopefully she will soon perish so her gross ass face no longer scares away the sun.

Week 1

As you can see here, we have some sort of abnormal she-male beast sucking the blood out of a raver. As you can tell by the ultra-wide pants and the backwards yellow visor, this kid is the worlds biggest tool next to Bob Saget. We can carefully identify that this boy is currently trying his first hit of "exctamasy" and figures that this girl is the next best thing to making out with a wooden beem (which rejected him unfortunately). One might also assume that this she-male enjoys being flacid and pale, and an eye-sore for the general public. There is one solution to this problem of fuglies making out with fuglies at raves, and that is execution. I know, I know, it might not be drastic enough, but you know, those strict regulations involving murdering those who blind you are getting stricter every year....

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