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Acker: hey its john gymlovr: john who? gymlovr: oh, neighbor john Acker: yes neighbor john Acker: hey neighbor gymlovr: hi john gymlovr: how's it going? Acker: we're just living the life Acker: hedonism and all gymlovr: good stuff, that hedonism Acker: yes. i wouldn't have it any other way gymlovr: only the best gymlovr: so whatcha guys up to? gymlovr: for real I mean Acker: hedonism gymlovr: and what is involved in this hedonism? Acker: come on gymlovr: gotta go, ER is on Acker: that show is too violent for me gymlovr: that is unfortunate gymlovr: you are missing out on one hell of a show Acker: YOU CAN'T CUSS gymlovr: why the hell not? Acker: STOP IT Acker: MY VIRGIN EARS gymlovr: oh no gymlovr: I'm corrupting you gymlovr: shame on me Acker: TO THE MOSQUE gymlovr: there are none in Southern VA gymlovr: not religiously diverse enough Acker: no i think its perfect Acker: start your own damn mosque Acker: muslims are made up people. like gypsies and eskimos gymlovr: hey john, if you're gonna be yourself, don't talk to me gymlovr: I don't feel like talking to jackasses tonight Acker: are you calling me a jackass? Acker: is that what you're implying? gymlovr: I know you're probably cranky from the trip down, but go talk to Steve gymlovr: that's why you're there Acker: no i'm here to drink for free Acker: to drink alcohol Acker: illegallyh Acker: alcohol is not legal for me to drink gymlovr: well, go make it a bonding activity gymlovr: I know gymlovr: I don't care gymlovr: go ahead gymlovr: pass outr Acker: i'd rather bond with you Acker: lets bond gymlovr: puke everwhere Acker: are we bonding yet? Acker: i'm using steve to drink alcohol gymlovr: not really Acker: illegally gymlovr: good for you Acker: ok lets bond gymlovr: I use steve to drink alcohol too Acker: i like cookies puppies and knitting Acker: what do you like so i can act like i care gymlovr: I like my friends gymlovr: and you are not one Acker: awwwww dammit Acker: do you build your friends up while i tear you down? Acker: is victor your friend? is steve your friend? am I YOUR FRIEND gymlovr: yes I do build my friends while you tear me down victor is an acquaintance steve is a pal you are someone I just know and talk to every so often Acker: i keep shit real Acker: do you think you're living in reality? Acker: are you happy? gymlovr: are you a philosopher? Acker: yes, mr. kelly taught me well. i keep things real Acker: i have risen above pleasentry gymlovr: good for you gymlovr: I care not for philosophy Acker: yes good for me. too bad for you though. you should dive deep into who you are, then talk to me. Acker: cause you bore the hell outta me gymlovr: John, I am going to say something I haven't said in a long time gymlovr: SHUT THE FUCK UP Acker: i'm sorry i didn't get that Acker: one more time? Acker: hit me baby, just one more time gymlovr: is steve thre? Acker: no gymlovr: where is he? gymlovr: if I bore teh hell out of you, stop talking to me Acker: no Acker: you bring out a latent intrest in me. like human interaction. you are boring, but you know, sometimes love hurts Acker: love hurts farrah. you know it. love scars gymlovr: whatever Acker: tell me love doesn't hurt farrah. just tell me and i'll believe you Acker: have you found the one Acker: am I, the one gymlovr: where is steve? Acker: goddammit i don't know stop asking Acker: aren't i good enough? gymlovr: go back to your hedonism Acker: no i want to swim and slash in your virtue Acker: watch out, i'm diving in gymlovr: okay, you wanna talk? let's talk? gymlovr: what do you think about dr. carter and the new doctor hooking up? gymlovr: I was rooting for Dr. Carter and Nurse Abby gymlovr: but that didn't happen gymlovr: it was disheartening Acker: it was. Acker: what should have happened is as follows gymlovr: tell me about it Acker: they have casual sex Acker: that way they know if they should get married Acker: cause if you end up marrying someone you hate, you end up with like 8 kids Acker: and that would suck as Acker: s gymlovr: yeah it would Acker: how many kids do you want? Acker: 20? Acker: 500? gymlovr: whoa, someone on ER just hanged himself Acker: i heard thats the only way to get into heaven. right? gymlovr: how would I know? I'm not Catholic Acker: what do you believe in then gymlovr: john, you are there to bond w/ steve - go find him and bond Acker: no Acker: i don't want to bond with him Acker: he's republican. i want to bond to you gymlovr: he's republican?! gymlovr: didn't see that coming Acker: geezus where have you been Acker: you call him a bud Acker: you don't even know his orientation gymlovr: I don't know him that well gymlovr: why don't you tell me about him? gymlovr: how did you guys meet? Acker: i thought you were a bud gymlovr: why did you decide he was good enough to be your friend? Acker: because he can beat me up, and he keeps me prisoner gymlovr: how was your first drinking experience with him? gymlovr: oh, sexual games huh? Acker: if it was up to me, i'd only be friends with people I could beat up gymlovr: why can't you beat him up? weren't you a wrestler? gymlovr: what advantage does he have over you? Acker: geezus stop asking questions gymlovr: then stop talking to me Acker: no Acker: you answer my questions gymlovr: John gymlovr: stop Acker: stop what gymlovr: no one talks to me like that Acker: the maddness gymlovr: there is a reason why I never tried to be friends with you gymlovr: you're such a jerk Acker: is that it Acker: then why do i have friends at all Acker: by your theory, i shouldn't have any gymlovr: some people like jerks gymlovr: I never called it my theory Acker: so you dont think you're a jerk Acker: what if i htought you were a jerk gymlovr: then think I'm a jerk gymlovr: why should I care? Acker: why am i a jerk Acker: i call it as it is Acker: FINE i'll stop Acker: go pray gymlovr: go fuck yourself gymlovr signed off at 10:42:27 PM. |