Best of the Bongo

Alonzo
The Bongo Biography
Valentine's Day Prank
Friend's of the Bongo
The Best Glasses Ever
An Awkward Conversation
Caption Contest
Internet Spammer Thwarted
Magic School Bus Tragedy
Nip the Nips
NYE Videos
Opinions in America
John Attacks Local Muslim
Ugly Raver Project
Surveys of America
A Critique of Rock
Visilibility

The Network

WellPlacedPottery
ProseBeforeHos
Sexy & Disgraceful



Since the September 11th, people have been wondering, What the Bustah is going on, America? And there is no one better to answer these questions then the very slaves of America:

zenmastergeo: I supported Bush's presidency
zenmastergeo: And all I got was this lousy 50k tax rebate
EyeNthePyramid: I have been learning, loving, and preparing the best god damn Marxist revolution ever
pharkle: geo neo cyber babbling
pharkle: why am I on this web site again?!
John: Hurt
John: It's all I ever feel, except from this wonderful Smirnoff bottle
John: I wuv u bottle!
Alonzo: man i doez nots knows
Alonzo: Some SS nigga be all up in my grill on the two fold bout some shizz
Alonzo: Know what im saying
Matt: Gosh, I don't know
Matt: Gosh
Matt: I forgot
Jeff: The Chicago Bears will win the NFL Championship
Jeff: I will bone several unwilling cheerleader chicks
Jeff: And Oakton High School football still rules!!!
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