Hehehehe. Dear god. Is life not the most entertaining thing ever? Wait. Im logs are heheheheehe. werd.
Here starts the fun. I talk to this girl (who hates me) about my block party (i'm not really having one)
ultimate Bongo (5:12 PM): its 5:12 PM, and everything is still your fault.
meany beany (6:06 PM): you are still iming me??
ultimate Bongo (6:08 PM): yes. i dont believe you are aware enough that despite your beliefs to the contrary, everything is, your fault.
meany beany (6:10 PM): well don't...what do you want, an apology, cuz you're not getting one, everything is not my fault, i don't have to believe what you do and i dont' care what you say or think... so stop badgering me
ultimate Bongo (6:11 PM): but its so fun! but do you wanna go to my block party?
meany beany (6:17 PM): if this is what you do for fun then that is pretty damn pathetic alec
ultimate Bongo (6:18 PM): normally i'd feel offended, but your continuing slander of me provides entertainment for a varity of people. so please, continue. please tell me how much ahorrible person i am or whatnot.
meany beany (6:20 PM): too bad this really isn't slanderous towards your name, but whatever
ultimate Bongo (6:23 PM): so do you wanna go to my block party or not?
meany beany (6:24 PM): funny
ultimate Bongo (7:11 PM): so is that a no to the block party?
ultimate Bongo (8:14 PM): so what are you bringing to the block party?
meany beany (8:16 PM): nothing, i won't be coming
ultimate Bongo (8:18 PM): what kind of person are you
meany beany (8:19 PM): what do you mean?
ultimate Bongo (8:19 PM): i dunno but i was relying you to bring the potato salad, but fine. be that way.
meany beany (8:20 PM): hehehe.. you're funny
ultimate Bongo (8:20 PM): I CERTAINLY AM. WHERE IS MY POTATO SALAD BART.
meany beany (8:21 PM): well, i'm glad you think so
ultimate Bongo (8:21 PM): why cant we just put hte hate behind, and enjoy some potato salad at a block party.
meany beany (8:22 PM): what are you talking about??
ultimate Bongo (8:22 PM): whya re you even asking that question
ultimate Bongo (8:22 PM): its fairly obvious
ultimate Bongo (8:23 PM): im talking about a god damn block party, with a boar roast, and possibly some potato salad. but obviously im too much of a god damn sexual offender to have a good block party. right suzan? right?!
meany beany (8:23 PM): no it's not... i don't hate you... i didn't think your dislike for me was at a hate, but i guess i was wrong
ultimate Bongo (8:23 PM): do you hate me enough to make me bad potato salad tho?
ultimate Bongo (8:24 PM): you wouldnt fuck with the boar WOULD YOU?!?!
meany beany (8:24 PM): lol...i don't think i would even touch the boar
ultimate Bongo (8:25 PM): i think you're lying
ultimate Bongo (8:25 PM): you cant foil my block party!
ultimate Bongo (8:25 PM): i also plan on hosting a rather thrilling game of lawn darts
ultimate Bongo (8:25 PM): and maybe some ultimate frisbee
ultimate Bongo (8:26 PM): we must have it before it gets too cold though becuase we can't succesfully have a volleyball game on the cold ground
meany beany (8:26 PM): true true
ultimate Bongo (8:27 PM): everyone also has to wear a sombraro
meany beany (8:27 PM): what for??
ultimate Bongo (8:27 PM): im also block-head, becuase ill be wearing a charlie brown shirt
ultimate Bongo (8:27 PM): because
ultimate Bongo (8:27 PM): somberos are a necessity to life
ultimate Bongo (8:28 PM): also, someone must get drunk and make a fool of themselves, most likely around the volleyball post or with a piece of ice
meany beany (8:28 PM): really, how so?
ultimate Bongo (8:28 PM): becauuuseeee
ultimate Bongo (8:28 PM): everyone needs a sombrero!
ultimate Bongo (8:29 PM): my area is just in desperate need of a block party
ultimate Bongo (8:29 PM): werd?
meany beany (8:30 PM): so, you're throwing this party then?
ultimate Bongo (8:30 PM): you bet i am
ultimate Bongo (8:31 PM): im telling some djs to perform as well so we can dance while running around boar pits
ultimate Bongo (8:31 PM): dj starfish is coming with a big plate of sodomy too
ultimate Bongo (8:31 PM): we also are going to make an underground labrinyth
ultimate Bongo (8:31 PM): and a scavenger hunt!
meany beany (8:32 PM): that's great alec... but honestly, y are we even talking?
ultimate Bongo (8:33 PM): someone has to make the god damn potato salad!
ultimate Bongo (8:33 PM): and do i look capable of making potato salad to you? do i? huh? HUH?
meany beany (8:33 PM): funny, but i'm being serious now
ultimate Bongo (8:34 PM): im being serious too!
meany beany (8:34 PM): whatever
ultimate Bongo (8:34 PM): someone has to make the god damn potato salad, and your just htat person! your just trying to foil my block party arent you!
meany beany (8:35 PM): i'm the person to make potato salad huh, i'm glad you see it that way... so when is your supposed block party huh?
ultimate Bongo (8:35 PM): I figured since you shaved your arms, you'd have a lot of mayonaise on hand, werd?
ultimate Bongo (8:35 PM): its nice to believe the block party revolves around you suzan, but no, it doesnt! potato salad is nice, but we dont need it! it will be missed but its not necessary! the block party will go on!
ultimate Bongo (8:35 PM): sees that the problem
ultimate Bongo (8:36 PM): its hard to know when to throw a block party
ultimate Bongo (8:36 PM): im thinking the next 2 weeks
ultimate Bongo (8:36 PM): i need to make fliers hehe
ultimate Bongo (8:36 PM): rumor has it that dave thomas is coming ;X
meany beany (8:36 PM): fuck you
ultimate Bongo (8:37 PM): this is serious suzan!
ultimate Bongo (8:37 PM): as i used to say in 2nd grade, its serious bees-wax!
ultimate Bongo (8:38 PM): so, have i cajoled you into going yet?
meany beany (8:38 PM): whatever, i'm going. bye.
ultimate Bongo (8:39 PM): fuck you and your mayonaise
Update: New log recieved today. From a friend. Here's the log (very entertaining as well).
Kiddy Kong: jhfdghfdhgf
meany beany: huh??
Kiddy Kong: hi
meany beany: hey, how are you?
Kiddy Kong: YOU ABANDONED WHAT YOU CREATED
meany beany: what do you mean?
Kiddy Kong: oh, just a little thing about gingerbread fun, called DEUTSCH KLUB
meany beany: oh, hey, who is this??
meany beany: ??
Kiddy Kong: an old time German storybook friend named Klaus Martin
meany beany: hey, justin what up?
meany beany: i didn't know you had my sn
Kiddy Kong: I am a supporter and patron of thebongo.org
meany beany: so?
Kiddy Kong: i don't approve of your statements and what not
Kiddy Kong: [bongo] is a fine young man
meany beany: and so you decided to im me.. one question... how did you get my sn?
Kiddy Kong: have you visited thebongo.org?
meany beany: no, where should i look
Kiddy Kong: first let me tell you that I have created Alonzo
Kiddy Kong: he is a wonderful guy who visits the zoo
meany beany: ok, but why do i need to know this?
Kiddy Kong: i suggest you visit him at thebongo.org, and tell all your friends!
Kiddy Kong: no reason. it's just 11:30 and i am acting weird
meany beany: how did you get my sn?
Kiddy Kong: it's on thebongo.org
meany beany: where at?
Kiddy Kong: hey suzan
Kiddy Kong: are you on the phone
meany beany: y?
Kiddy Kong: look out your window
meany beany: oh shut up
Kiddy Kong: when you get off the phone i want you to let it ring twice. then pick it up and look for the purple headed monkey in the closet
meany beany: shut up justin... and my sn is not on the site, so how'd you get it?
Kiddy Kong: hello?
meany beany: was?
Kiddy Kong: ring?
Kiddy Kong: ring/
meany beany: how'd you get my sn?
Kiddy Kong: watch out it's the boogieman he's going to electrocute you over the phone don't touch it
Kiddy Kong: it is on thebongo.org
meany beany: no it's not...
Kiddy Kong: http://www.thebongo.org/articles/imlogs.html
meany beany: that's great to know, bye
Kiddy Kong: ok i'll talk to you real soon... do be do be do
Wow, that was good. Second, lets talk about orientals. They're usually funny. And filled with coal. Here comes the second im log, where I convince a local oriental that I'm having a block party
ultimate Bongo (8:42 PM): are you coming to the block party?
StudWiz (8:42 PM): what party?
ultimate Bongo (8:42 PM): the block party
ultimate Bongo (8:43 PM): bring some chinese beef and some chinese golden retriever
ultimate Bongo (8:43 PM): we need lots of food
ultimate Bongo (8:44 PM): ok?
oriental man (8:46 PM): ??
oriental man (8:46 PM): what the hell are you talk about
ultimate Bongo (8:47 PM): bah you are of no help at all, but it would be appreciated if you attended the block party
oriental man (8:47 PM): shut the fuck up
ultimate Bongo (8:48 PM): dude we're going to have volleyball and a giant boar pit and stuff! dont denounce the block party!
ultimate Bongo (8:49 PM): i dont know why your so hostile.
oriental man (8:49 PM): who's at the party/
ultimate Bongo (8:50 PM): well nobody yet, it hasnt begun. but wait, is that a RHETORICAL question? because in essence, we are all at the block party, having a scavenger hunt for candy!
ultimate Bongo (8:50 PM): invite all your communist dog eating pigs too, they're all welcome, just dont eat my dog.
ultimate Bongo (8:50 PM): just bring some chinese beef and some chinese golden retriever or whatever else kind of dog you cook in your giant box
oriental man (8:50 PM): fuck you dude
ultimate Bongo (8:50 PM): with taht kind of attitude yo uarent going to the block party!
That was great. Here's another IM log. But this ones a bit different. Let me say before this, from the great words of Geo, Girls Sucks. This directly reflects my point of view. This girl hasnt even seen me yet, and look at the response! Hilarity indeed! Truthfully, I'm a bit hurt inside. But to everyone else, this is really funny.
10/17/00 10:37 PM
ultimate Bongo (10:37 PM): hey whats up?
pop (10:37 PM): who is this
ultimate Bongo (10:37 PM): im alec, i think i used to play football with your sister?
ultimate Bongo (10:38 PM): where did she end up for college?
pop (10:38 PM): ur mom
pop (10:38 PM): go away
ultimate Bongo (10:39 PM): ok!
The sad thing is, i really was friends with this girls sister! BUt I guess I'm good for being rejected. Hehehe. =( Note to self: only lust after guys now.