Best of the Bongo

Alonzo
The Bongo Biography
Valentine's Day Prank
Friend's of the Bongo
The Best Glasses Ever
An Awkward Conversation
Caption Contest
Internet Spammer Thwarted
Magic School Bus Tragedy
Nip the Nips
NYE Videos
Opinions in America
John Attacks Local Muslim
Ugly Raver Project
Surveys of America
A Critique of Rock
Visilibility

The Network

WellPlacedPottery
ProseBeforeHos
Sexy & Disgraceful

WAZZA BUSTAH?!
In more white terms, put the best caption/response to this photo:

4th Place: Jesse "ehhhhh. j-j-j-just let me roll up my suleeeeve."

3rd Place: John "i've been under a rock since the cold war! omega red lives again!"

2nd Place: Pharkle "what are you"

And NUMBER ONE: Victor "ogre wants some more whiskey so it can gobble down little children"

He later added: "ogre comes out of cave to drink whiskey and rape little boys"

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