
Reality TV! Good guys and evil doers! Get with us our get out!
have you transformed yourself into a 21st century terrorist-hunting thug? Do you have papers confirming your loyalty to President Bush?! Do you have credible witnesses that you are a socially adequate intellectually inadequate specimen? Are you even sane?????????
For those of you worried, there is a CURE. It is painful, but its worth it.
For your impressionable young go getter, just add the following ingredients:
One part Frat
One part Cellular Phone
One part Greed
One part Conformist zeal
Mix this together in a blender and voila, the middle management shit factory is in production.