In the young birth of this web site, I need to give credit where credit is due.
First off, the layout of my portion of the site is pretty much a rip off of SixSixFive's idea of a straight list linking to content. SixSixFive also has a lot of ideas that I have taken, or will take, and hopefully make better through my own warped sense of humor (kind of like Puff Daddy remixing an Aerosmith song).
I think SomethingAwful sucks now a days, but I still read it. TheOnion, though maybe a hackneyed link, is always a good mouthpiece for us disinterested/apathetic/sarcastic youths of the 21st century. FuckedCompany is cool but nothing special. I used to read StileProject, but it became a porn site. Fark has funny links but stupid readers.
I also read BBCNews a lot. They provide a good alternative news source and helps add to my vocabulary.
If you read this website, and you think I've ripped you off, you're probably right. But my smoking habits tend to make me forget about the details of life, so I apologize ahead of time...
Anyway, onto the chat prank. A bit of background is required, and I think that the situation is a lot funnier then the actual prank in this case.
About a year ago, a girl friend of John's sent him this picture:
As you should be able to tell, there is an extremely funny looking male in the picture. Give a good look to his facial expression. Haha. What is that?
Upon receiving this photo, John thought hard and fast, and decided the right action would be to make a buddy icon of this funny looking chap. Well he did, and somehow Funny Looking found out. He confronted John and asked him why a total stranger made a buddy icon of his face. Arguments broke out, and Funny Looking blocked John.
Well, a year has passed, and John told me that finally he had been unblocked by this character, reminding me of this hilarious situation. So I dug out the old icon, which can be found on the bottom, made it my icon, and decided to harass him...
entrepreneur (3:02:42 PM): whats up
Ruffknight (3:02:50 PM): whats up
Ruffknight (3:02:53 PM): who is this?
entrepreneur (3:03:02 PM): Nothing much, just looking at your ugly fucking mug
entrepreneur (3:03:09 PM): Does your pixelated image reflect how much of a faggot you are in real life?
Ruffknight (3:03:22 PM): whats that?oh the pic
Ruffknight (3:03:23 PM): ?
entrepreneur (3:03:35 PM): Yah its a pretty popular buddy icon apparently
entrepreneur (3:03:41 PM): The pic of you with ken Griffey jr
Ruffknight (3:03:47 PM): oh yeah
Ruffknight (3:04:25 PM): ken grif isnt in that pic
entrepreneur (3:04:34 PM): Oh, he is
entrepreneur (3:04:38 PM): Anyway, what motivates you in your quest for highery faggotry
Ruffknight (3:04:42 PM): who is this?
entrepreneur (3:04:47 PM): I am your fucking controller
Ruffknight (3:04:57 PM): controller huh?
Ruffknight (3:05:03 PM): do i know you or what?
entrepreneur (3:05:17 PM): yah
entrepreneur (3:05:27 PM): You know me because im going to fucking spit on your face
Ruffknight (3:05:34 PM): oh yeah?
Ruffknight (3:05:50 PM): how you gonna do that?
entrepreneur (3:06:04 PM): When I knock your fucking door down
Ruffknight (3:06:04 PM): so who is this for real?
Ruffknight (3:06:19 PM): have at
Ruffknight (3:08:17 PM): so who is this muther fucker?
entrepreneur (3:08:18 PM): I am god
Ruffknight (3:09:26 PM): thats a bold statement, i didnt know god uses instant messanger
entrepreneur (3:09:27 PM): Do you like god?
Ruffknight (3:09:39 PM): if youre god, know
Ruffknight (3:09:50 PM): no
entrepreneur (3:10:46 PM): God loves instant messanger
entrepreneur (3:11:01 PM): And god loves having buddy icons of faggots to prove to his sinning creations what not to be.
Ruffknight (3:11:08 PM): well god, im gonna go know cause youre a waste of my time, if i do know you tell me who you are
entrepreneur (3:11:09 PM): What the fuck is wrong with you? Didn't I teach you to be humble by creating you so poorly?
Ruffknight (3:11:19 PM): well i got this pic of you from your mom
Ruffknight (3:11:31 PM): what the fuck is wron with you?
Ruffknight (3:12:20 PM): well i have to go now
