Even though I don't believe in God (and consequently Satan), I think that the underworld has gotten a pretty bad rap from all the clerical types. Anyway, I think if hell really exists it would go something like this: you get down there, and its not really really hot, but hot enough so that if they played Nelly's 'It's hot in here so take off all your clothes', they'd have good reason. But they wouldn't play that, because all they would play is electronica, as everyone knows the Underworld throws the bombest raves. The booze and drugs are free and flowing, the girls are naked and willing, and life is eternally good. It's the world's best party, and nobody from heaven is invited.