I have the screen name entrepreneur, so often I get worthless IM's from people enquiring if I have any jobs for them or crap; here's a funny one.

CT47771 (2:09:16 PM): Hi Beings that your screename says entrepreneur I was wondering if you offered any posstions for homeworkers? Sorry if I am bothering you
entrepreneur (2:09:23 PM): Yes
CT47771 (2:09:31 PM): Oh really do you?
entrepreneur (2:09:36 PM): I need someone to give me BJ's while I type.
CT47771 (2:09:42 PM): lol
entrepreneur (2:09:46 PM): Can you do that?
CT47771 (2:09:46 PM): ok:-)
entrepreneur (2:09:55 PM): I taste like candy.
entrepreneur (2:10:06 PM): Excellent, when can you start.
CT47771 (2:10:22 PM): I know one entrepreneur that offers work at home jobs ...i used to address envelopes for him
entrepreneur (2:10:37 PM): what simpleton work
CT47771 (2:10:42 PM): so other than Giving head theres no other owrk I can do
entrepreneur (2:10:55 PM): What about rim jobs?
entrepreneur (2:11:00 PM): Are you experienced with those?
CT47771 (2:11:03 PM): I dont knwo whatthat is
entrepreneur (2:11:26 PM): It's when you lick a man's asshole that is covered in honey or syrup. I prefer syrup.
CT47771 (2:11:34 PM): oh ok..
CT47771 (2:11:52 PM): So you dont offer any jobs doing envelope addressing or anything?
CT47771 (2:12:33 PM): I dont think you want me to give you a rim job Im a guy
entrepreneur (2:12:37 PM): Why would I, I am already incredibly successful on my own
CT47771 (2:12:48 PM): the font is set on pink this is my girls screename
CT47771 (2:13:01 PM): I am happy for you =)
entrepreneur (2:13:10 PM): Yes, as I am also very happy for myself
CT47771 (2:13:31 PM): Could you possibly offer me a job please? getting on knees begging lol
entrepreneur (2:13:43 PM): A rim job is a job.