A Reaction to Last Night (Midterm Elections 2002)

8 PM - Oh 45-42 maybe they'll end up 50 to 49

9 PM - Oh god, they're losing

Oh shit, shit

10 PM - ??? Why the fuck would I know when the new Real World is on?

Oh god, this country is fucked

10:30 - Why the fuck are we watching "The Real World"?!?!?!

11 PM - Oh, oh shit, "mandate from the people" is being used, Tyranny of the Majority

11:30 PM - Do people who ask me "when the new real world is on" vote?!?!

12 AM - What's the best way to draw a baby getting stabbed by an Exxon/Christian Crusader soldier with a bayonet causing oil streaming out?

1 AM - No dude I definitely did not call in TIPs, why is there that secret service agent in my apartment?!??!

2 AM - George Bush Pronounced God. Oh shit, shit, we are definitely fucked, someone get me my passport, I'm going to Haiti. That shit sounds safe.

3 AM - Only 2pac running for senate can save us. Only true gang bangers go to heaven/Congress.

4 AM - Stark realization that I am surrounded by idiots. Smoke some and realize there is nothing that can be done.