Let's get something straight folks, vote Republican or Else. George Bush is our leader; he can kill Saddam Hussein, he can kill you, and he can kill Jesus. If you didn't vote for him in 2000, you're probably a queer who deserves to be shot, or a baby killer. Which one are you, fucker?

America is awesome because a person like George Bush and His Son™ can overcome such things as being rich, being powerful, and having loyal Enron supporters to become the best Fuhrer of America. If you don't agree, you are a terrorist. And the only way I know I can be safe is if I kill you, because you are probably a terrorist. Anyway, it's important to note that during important times like these, we only have one choice: Total Zeig Heil Support.

We made the atom bomb, we have Abercrombie and Fitch, and we are full of stupid diplomacy. So if you are a foreign nation, or the United Nations, you better get out of our way, because we are Totally Doing Whatever the Fuck We Want Because We've Got AOL.

Our communist, America Hating opponents say that we are ignoring an important Economic Recession. Who cares about Economics when you are already really rich, and all you want to do is bomb some stupid Iraqis so Exxon can get a hold of some mighty fine oil? Haha, woops, did I say that out loud? Oh well, whatever, you are probably too stupid to vote for anyone else anyway! America Rules!

On that note, I hope you vote on November 5th for our Leaders for Life & Captains of Industry. Maybe you worry about your future, your life, and your safety, but why bother when you can just intrust this with CEO's of Multinational corporations? Vote Republican or get Purged! Zeig Heil!!!