Shut the fuck up
1. People who when discussing smoking marijuana, stick two fingers to their mouths and breath in rapidly, then follow it up by looking at one of their equally faggot filled friends, give them a high five, and laugh boisteriously like they spend every day getting high and licking each others ball sacks (Shut up).
2. Nerds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (shut up).
3. Dumb girls who blame all of their dumb problems on males (Shut the fuck up).
4. That faggot in my class with a Dell laptop who recently promulgated the wonders of having a wireless internet card (seriously shut the fuck up)
5. Faggots who meet other faggots on the internet, particularily faggots who think they are meeting girls from the internet and they turn out to have big black dicks (shut up)
One more --- all you dumb fucks, and I mean this, who think you are different/non-conformist because you wear funny looking clothing, and that because I don't wear Misfit t-shirts everyday I don't get it (seriously, fucking kill yourself).

Lets... kill a human
A Conversation I Found Funny
Victor (12:21:16 AM): what is leprosy though
Victor (12:21:20 AM): I don't really know
Victor (12:21:25 AM): I thought she just had pimples
entrepreneur (12:21:27 AM): its a skin disease
Victor (12:22:04 AM): what's the difference between leprosy and just getting pimples though
Victor (12:22:12 AM): because she seems normal
entrepreneur (12:22:18 AM): well, first, pimples go away
entrepreneur (12:22:31 AM): and second, pimples dont turn into blackheads that are found all over your body
Victor (12:23:14 AM): you got to pop them for them to go away
entrepreneur (12:23:31 AM): well, hers dont go away
Victor (12:25:24 AM): so they're just there
Victor (12:25:31 AM): can't you surgically remove that
entrepreneur (12:26:26 AM): no
entrepreneur (12:26:30 AM): They reappear
entrepreneur (12:31:03 AM): Anyway, in the long run, they'll have to burn off most of her face
Victor (12:32:16 AM): what?
Victor (12:32:18 AM): are you kidding?
entrepreneur (12:33:05 AM): No
Victor (12:33:26 AM): uh
Victor (12:33:32 AM): so she'll have to wear a mask or something?
entrepreneur (12:34:57 AM): yah she'll be like the phantom of the opera without the cool piano playing abilities
Victor (12:36:06 AM): damn
Victor (12:36:10 AM): how many people have leprosy
Victor (12:36:14 AM): I feel so bad for her
entrepreneur (12:38:13 AM): yah
entrepreneur (12:38:25 AM): [bf] better like gummy blowjobs
Victor (12:38:44 AM): does [bf] know
Victor (12:38:46 AM): or care
entrepreneur (12:38:52 AM): no
entrepreneur (12:39:10 AM): obviously he wouldnt stay with her if she told him
Victor (12:39:26 AM): damn
entrepreneur (12:39:34 AM): i only found out because ive seen her without her shorts on
Victor (12:39:51 AM): wait, so this is unconfirmed?
entrepreneur (12:40:15 AM): no, not unconfirmed
entrepreneur (12:40:22 AM): more along the lines of completely made up
Victor (12:40:39 AM): nice
Victor (12:40:46 AM): you shouldn't joke about that
entrepreneur (12:41:51 AM): did you honestly think that burning someones face off is a skin therapy?!
Victor (12:42:48 AM): I don't know
Victor (12:42:59 AM): I don't know about leprosy at all
Victor (12:43:06 AM): wait, so she doesn't have leprosy right
entrepreneur (12:43:09 AM): yah...